A Kidnapped Blogger
According to our records, yesterday was the first time since May 23, 2006 that no blog appeared in this space. We have kidnapped your blogger and are holding him for a very small ransom. If you ever want to read him again, make a short comment saying how much you enjoy him and which column you enjoyed the most. With any luck, he says he'll write about why Ann Coulter is such a c*nt or why we should have left the President's ass in Baghdad today. But, unless you bloggers respond, Nigel will be kaput.
Everyone sing along: "feeling sorry for yourself...."!!!!
Hehe, you don't think we really believe you've been kidnapped do you?!
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Posted by Unknown | 5:56 PM
Someone wants attention.
I yi yi.
I liked the tall girls, short guys one. Happy?
Posted by Samantha | 8:18 PM