Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Catching Liars

Many of you have asked me here and on Dude Deciphering about guys who cheat and lie. I was just sent this article from WebMD called How to Catch a Liar. It's an interesting Top 10 ways on how you can trap that liar from Day One. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Nigel Gets a New Computer

'bout time. The blog should be back and in full-throttle again since my poor old Sony VAIO has been replaced by an m7500y HP. Amongst other things, my new computer TiVo's. So, you can be sure I'll spend a lot of time near it. Also, it has a faster response time to my 'hunting and pecking' ways on the keyboard... no longer a 'finger jam'. Anyway, it's all good, and I hope it's all good for you, too. More Nigel, more of the time.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Drive-Thru Fuck Buddies

Just the title of this post should be enough to grab your attention. I was speaking to my friend the other night. He has this 'friend with benefits'. He loves the benefits but he pretty much can't stand the friend. So, he does his thing... but he makes sure it is over in a matter of minutes, if not seconds. Yeah, he'll take care of her if he has to, but he is more prone to taking care of himself. It made me wonder if the whole concept of F Buddies is really worth it. Who are we kidding anyway? A get-on 'get-OFF' romp that is unenjoyable and last for just a few minutes. Admittedly, I'd maim for one of those right now, but for what price? I'd be labeled unemotional and 'quick'. The sex would suck for both of us. I know it would be like hitting the bottom of the barrel. I know it would drive me wild. That's why 'Drive-thru F Buddies' seems to be the most applicable term here, where I can get-in and get-out.. without worrying about anything but a small price in between.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Women Love When You Notice Their Kids

Women love when you notice their kids, just like I love when people notice Ike. They love the way you might play peek-a-boo with said children. They love compliments about how cute their kid is or how well-behaved they are. Basically, they loved being doted upon because it makes them feel better about the world in general. I should know a lot about this because I am a kid complimenter. I don't know if it's a self-esteem issue or just a moment where I provide happiness and comfort, but whatever the deal -- I always end up on top with a 'Thank You' or a compliment in return.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Lip Kissers

Lip Kissers.

Do you have relatives or friends who just love to kiss you on the lips? Even when you throw your cheek their way, they somehow manage a way to find your lips. It still takes me by surprise most of the time. I don't the understated intimacy of the whole thing, and I don't ever think I could be a 'Lip Kisser' myself.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

A Dating Dilemma

Dating Dilemma: Online romance ends up being 450+ miles away, or 100 miles away or 2000 miles away. This always happens. Why does this always happen to me? I end up meeting a great girl online, and she always ends up being so far away. Why do I find it easy to find women miles away, but no one in my own backyard? Does it mean there are no women left here in Cleveland for me, or does it mean it's just easier for me to attract, maintain and enjoy relationships at a distance? Either way, it's screwed up, and either way I allow it to happen again and again. Maybe it is easier to like someone from a distance, but is it fair to allow yourself to like them so much that you are sabotaging both of you? It's hard to maintain any type of long-distance relationship, especially where it starts out on the phone for endless nights. A what point do you just pull the trigger and quit talking? Do you maintain the friendship? Or, do you go meet the person? If you meet each other and click, then what happens? The logical step is to end up in the same place, but is that easily achievable? This dating dilemma is a huge mess, and one that -- for me -- isn't likely to go away soon anyway.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

I'm Going Gray

My mirror keeps on changing on me like those funky mirrors at a funhouse. Only this is not a funhouse, and the mirror's changes aren't a figment of my imagination. My dark brown lots, always It's subject of great conversation -- as they are so full and wavy -- are turning gray. My brown is turning to salt and pepper and there isn't a thing I can do about it. Hell, some people might suggest I color it. But, that's bullshit. I'd rather see it go all gray in one night than color it. In fact, I think it's kind of cool. It gives me a certain look of maturation that I wouldn't otherwise have. It says, "I am living the life." Or something like that. I'd like to suggest that gray is becoming the new bleach blond. I'm dying to see it fill in. Right now, it seems to be in pieces-parts with no real direction of its own. It's spotty. It's suspect. It's deceiving. It's inviting. It's all of these in one. So I say,

Hooray for Gray.
I can't wait to see you
fill in some day.

Monday, September 04, 2006

What Is Labor Day, Anyway?

Labor Day, for those of us in the United States, has become a total crock of shit if you ask me. My Mother worked today because the mall was open. Half of the restaurants in the city were open. Drugstores changed their hours, but remained open. Gas stations -- they're open, too. Grocery stores -- open. Movie theatres -- open. Car dealerships -- open. Heck, it remains a mystery to me why we have this Labor Day thing anyway. Perhaps it is a day where we truly labor. Look, government workers get the day off. Schools are closed so teachers are off. Aside from these 'lucky laborers', I don't see a point to this holiday other than to stuff ourselves at a merry-go-round of picnics. I thought this Labor Day thing was supposed to be a day of rest and relaxation, but tell it to these workers who -- in effect -- are giving up a holiday to work. Thank goodness for time and a half. A real labor day would involve every one to shut down. Do you know how much that would hurt our economy? One day of everyone walking away from their jobs would literally stifle and devastate the economy. That's why I suggest this day be renamed "Worker Appreciation Day" for those of us who do work and produce on this so-called 'holiday'. It's more appropriate to recognize the American workers who keep the economy as robust as can be during these tough times.

As for me, I spent the day volunteering.... it's not actually labor, but it makes you feel as if you're actually doing something productive on this day. Then again, if it weren't for my labor in volunteering, some things just wouldn't get done.

To that end, I extend my appreciation to all of you who work on this day to make our country a better place to be.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

What I Hated About MTV's VMAs

I hated MTV's Video Music Awards. HATED. I just got to see it on TV, and there really wasn't anything redeeming about it. Jack Black was flat and humorless. The Raconteurs sucked ass as a house band. For whatever reason, New Yorkers couldn't put on the same show that they have in L.A. I didn't know many of the acts, but it didn't matter. I wouldn't have liked their performances anyway. Lil' Kim was one performer, in particular, who sucked. Who the hell is Baby Jane? Justin Timberlake was lackluster as an opening act.... and on and on. Presenters like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie further devalued this once excellent showcase. By the way, what the hell was Pink drinking or smoking when she accepted her award for 'Stupid Girl'? I can't believe she was even able to get up on stage.

So, what did I actually like? The performance by OK GO was one of the coolest things I have ever seen. Shakira with Wyclef was hot. Sarah Silverman was hysterical, especially the bit she did on Lance Bass. The camera work and effects were cool. The production was average. I guess I would give a 'B' to the Red Carpet crap.

But, overall, what happened to the VMAs? Maybe they went the same way as MTV. Today's MTV should be renamed RTV because it is mostly glorified 'R'eality TV. There is no music involved. So, it only figures that VMAs are hard to find too.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Where Have You Gone, Nigel Vossap?

So a bunch of fellow bloggers are on my case. They want to know where I've been and what I've been doing. It seems I only published a lame 11 times last month, and many of those posts weren't very Nigel-like. So, where have you gone, Nigel Vossap? It's a question I now have to pose to myself. I can tell you I took a vacation. I can tell you I felt like I didn't have it anymore. I can tell you I was bored. I can tell you any number of things, but the fact of the matter is I got lazy and started to ignore my favorite project in the world -- the one that pretty much relaxes me and gives me more pleasure than anything else (okay, almost anything else). I love writing. I love my Blogger Buddies. My return is prompted, then, by a look at my past. I have reviewed some of the things I have written since I opened shop in April. Some of it is great. Some of it flat-out sucks. But, the best part is I wrote it. They're my words, my thoughts and a diary of the daily events in my life. So, right on and write on! I will go full steam ahead this month, and try to provide you with a little insight and entertainment while I am at it. I promise, also, to visit your blogs again. Special thanks to all my buddies who wrote in and asked about me. Also, look for a new format around the middle of the month. I am working on it as we speak. By the way, how many of you are on the Beta version? I don't want to switch over until I know most of you can read and respond to my new work. Happy Blogging!

About me

  • I'm Nigel Vossap
  • From Cleveland, Ohio

  • I am Ike, a ten-year-old Rottweiler who just relocated to South Florida with my trusty owner, Eric. Together, the two of us are soaking in the sun and chasing some of the finest .... well, you know.

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