Strange Places Strange Faces

Just the title of this post should be enough to grab your attention. I was speaking to my friend the other night. He has this 'friend with benefits'. He loves the benefits but he pretty much can't stand the friend. So, he does his thing... but he makes sure it is over in a matter of minutes, if not seconds. Yeah, he'll take care of her if he has to, but he is more prone to taking care of himself. It made me wonder if the whole concept of F Buddies is really worth it. Who are we kidding anyway? A get-on 'get-OFF' romp that is unenjoyable and last for just a few minutes. Admittedly, I'd maim for one of those right now, but for what price? I'd be labeled unemotional and 'quick'. The sex would suck for both of us. I know it would be like hitting the bottom of the barrel. I know it would drive me wild. That's why 'Drive-thru F Buddies' seems to be the most applicable term here, where I can get-in and get-out.. without worrying about anything but a small price in between.

Posted by Ike on Sunday, September 10, 2006 at 11:46 PM | Permalink