Idiot Haiku Friday Volume III (By Popular Demand)
Okay, so it is now 11:15, and I obviously have nothing better to do than to hone my amazing Haiku skills. I have decided that I am so good at this I will enter myself into one of those lamo poetry reading things they have at bookstores and coffee houses where a bunch of boring academes go to pump themselves up and promote their CV's.
Baseball is my sport
it is played in the summer
I will mow your lawn
Your dog has rabies
the summer sunset is nice
I hate smelly feet
My hair is wavy
the cat is lost in the snow
I am not crying
Remote controls suck
Autumn leaves make me lazy
this is a bad day
The police hate me
I eat grapes off summer vines
they call me "The Man"
I hate medicine
Pot holes suck up my car wheels
in the summer sand
Enough is enough
the snow is killing the trees
I want cold water
I like rock and roll
I drink beer in the winter
Why? I just don't know.
Write about seasons
Spring, summer, winter and fall
Haiku is so dumb
Baseball is my sport
it is played in the summer
I will mow your lawn
Your dog has rabies
the summer sunset is nice
I hate smelly feet
My hair is wavy
the cat is lost in the snow
I am not crying
Remote controls suck
Autumn leaves make me lazy
this is a bad day
The police hate me
I eat grapes off summer vines
they call me "The Man"
I hate medicine
Pot holes suck up my car wheels
in the summer sand
Enough is enough
the snow is killing the trees
I want cold water
I like rock and roll
I drink beer in the winter
Why? I just don't know.
Write about seasons
Spring, summer, winter and fall
Haiku is so dumb
