I'd tell him to piss off and go back to the 'secret desert island' he's been on since he faked his death. Ok, maybe he is dead, but I like my story better - and who wants him back anyway?!
I think he did already come back - when did he die - the early 70's?, so he is probably reincarnated into a young star like Justin Timberlake or Jason Moraz.
I am Ike, a ten-year-old Rottweiler who just relocated to South Florida with my trusty owner, Eric. Together, the two of us are soaking in the sun and chasing some of the finest .... well, you know.
a fried peanut and banana sandwich? i suppose that i'd eventually get over the shock...maybe.
you know, every time i hear elvis now i think of lilo and stitch.
Posted by
Kathryn Craven |
9:56 PM
if lisa marie marrying waco jaco couldn't get him to come back, i'm pretty convinced he's not
(of course if i had a child who married waco jacko, i wouldn't admit i was alive either)
Posted by
Unknown |
11:27 PM
Elvis? Elvis who? Did he go somewhere? Why do I keep seeing him? Hah.
Posted by
Jo |
1:06 PM
I'm going to have to go with Question Girl on this one...
Posted by
Lily |
2:30 PM
Hey Nigel.
Have you seen Bubba Ho-tep? It explains what really happened to Elvis...maybe...
Take care out there!
Your Pal,
Zambo.
Posted by
Zambo |
10:08 PM
Aw man...there not thinking about bringing him back are they?!?
Damn, just when I thought it was safe to go to Vegas.
Posted by
Tai |
10:20 PM
I'd tell him to piss off and go back to the 'secret desert island' he's been on since he faked his death. Ok, maybe he is dead, but I like my story better - and who wants him back anyway?!
Posted by
Unknown |
1:13 PM
I think he did already come back - when did he die - the early 70's?, so he is probably reincarnated into a young star like Justin Timberlake or Jason Moraz.
Posted by
Anonymous |
11:22 PM