Idiot Haiku Friday Volume IV
This is part of a continuing series begun on April 21, 2006. I hope you enjoy.
The car is running
on a crappy snowy day
Is George Clooney cold?
I have a pink tongue
stuck to a frozen lamp post
My dog is barking
What is the girl's name
who likes to play in the leaves
the paper has lines
I hear funky tunes
It smells like a springtime rain
What is for dinner?
You must be joking
The girl eats green eggs and ham
Fall is not winter
I like to snow ski
My girlfriend is beautiful
if she existed
The flag is waving
I see the ice cream melting
Scratch my damn back please
She parties too much
It is so freezing outside
What am I to do?
Do you eat peanuts?
Baseball should be played on grass
That girl smokes a joint
Is he up or down?
I know when bluebirds fly high
Go eat a hot dog
The sex was divine
My car broke down on the ice
My blog is funny
The hurricane hit
Chili peppers make me sneeze
Lick that lollipop
She never calls me
The parking lot is flooded
My hair is curly
The waves hit his toes
I know that they were in love
I like your cartoon
You are a sucker
Get your barbecue items
Go see a movie
Let's make out right now
I like playing in Fall leaves
I played with the dog
Do not chastise me
Stone Crab is best at New Year's
I never loved you
AND FINALLY.......................
I really love you
It is the dead of winter
Now I drink alone
The car is running
on a crappy snowy day
Is George Clooney cold?
I have a pink tongue
stuck to a frozen lamp post
My dog is barking
What is the girl's name
who likes to play in the leaves
the paper has lines
I hear funky tunes
It smells like a springtime rain
What is for dinner?
You must be joking
The girl eats green eggs and ham
Fall is not winter
I like to snow ski
My girlfriend is beautiful
if she existed
The flag is waving
I see the ice cream melting
Scratch my damn back please
She parties too much
It is so freezing outside
What am I to do?
Do you eat peanuts?
Baseball should be played on grass
That girl smokes a joint
Is he up or down?
I know when bluebirds fly high
Go eat a hot dog
The sex was divine
My car broke down on the ice
My blog is funny
The hurricane hit
Chili peppers make me sneeze
Lick that lollipop
She never calls me
The parking lot is flooded
My hair is curly
The waves hit his toes
I know that they were in love
I like your cartoon
You are a sucker
Get your barbecue items
Go see a movie
Let's make out right now
I like playing in Fall leaves
I played with the dog
Do not chastise me
Stone Crab is best at New Year's
I never loved you
AND FINALLY.......................
I really love you
It is the dead of winter
Now I drink alone
whoa. i don't even know what to say about that. i think i like idiot haiku fridays, though.
Posted by
mere |
5:49 PM
I love these :)
Posted by
Leila |
2:22 AM
oh. my. gawd.
genius.
the george clooney line had me laughing right to the end. i've been writing haiku's today, so it was especially poignant.
Posted by
kimber |
4:32 AM