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Bonus Blog Thursday (SEX)

I know. Two blog entries in one day. It's a lot of work. But, I was just thinking. I have been reading a lot of blogs lately, and they seem to be riddled with sexual frustration and tension. Maybe that's why we blog. Anyway, I have some advice for people.... as always, UNSOLICITED. Check it out: When you are done fornication (I love that word), don't ever ask "Was it good for you?" What a stupid question. The answer is always going to be "Yes." So don't be stupid. Don't put yourself through the task of getting some look from your partner like it sucked. And, if it truly did suck, and you have had any experience whatsoever, you should know. And, while I am at it, don't start telling your partner "This IS the BEST SEX I HAVE EVER HAD" right in the middle. Usually, that's bullshit. I know. I have used that false line before.... totally doesn't work. Finally, when you're all done, just don't talk about it. Be happy that it happened, and hope that it will happen again (and maybe even be better the next time).

"I have been reading a lot of blogs lately, and they seem to be riddled with sexual frustration and tension. Maybe that's why we blog."

Um, yeah, kinda. Although, I think that some of my best posts have come from that frustration. LOL.

JSG

Thank you for visiting and for your polite remarks. I have been somewhat lax on the poetry blogs lately but I hope to have more time to invest soon. I like to keep up homecarevent for my friends who like to know how Sonnyboy is doing.Feel free to stop by anytime.

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