What She Says + What He Hears = Love
Short, but in order....
What she says: "I am not going to church."
What he hears: "If you don't go to church, G-d will strike you down and leave me with that hot Barbie from next door."
What she says: "You're not getting any tonight."
What he hears: "There is no doubt I am getting some tonight."
What she says: "That hurts."
What he hears: "Not enough." (assuming he is your ordinary, average asshole)
What she says: "It's so big"
What he hears: "You ain't seen nothin' yet."
What she says: "Do we have to go out with your family?"
What she says: "I am not going to church."
What he hears: "If you don't go to church, G-d will strike you down and leave me with that hot Barbie from next door."
What she says: "You're not getting any tonight."
What he hears: "There is no doubt I am getting some tonight."
What she says: "That hurts."
What he hears: "Not enough." (assuming he is your ordinary, average asshole)
What she says: "It's so big"
What he hears: "You ain't seen nothin' yet."
What she says: "Do we have to go out with your family?"
What he hears: "Her family sucks so bad."
What she says: "Can we go shopping?"
What he hears: "What more could she want? I just got that brand new widescreen HDTV theatre system, fishing gear, mountain bikes and (insert assorted other guy stuff)."
What she says: "I love you."
What he hears: "I love you."
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Posted by
Lowry |
2:05 PM
Sorry I deleted that last comment, but it was worded wrong. What I meant was:
It looks like guys and gals can be on the same page in some areas after all.
Posted by
Lowry |
11:42 PM
i always thought when she said "i love you" he hears loud banging and scratching nails on chalkboards sounds
but i've never said it
Posted by
Unknown |
6:28 PM